The guy is just desperate for attention. Colbert was bad enough. Now he’s been reduced to this. Sorry about the excruciating ads that you have to sit through. I’d like to say it’s worth it, but, um…

One interesting nugget is that Woz reveals he still collects a paycheck of $12,000 or $23,000 from Apple. Note to Peter Oppenheimer: If we stop paying him, will he go away? Is it like how you deal with a stray cat?