Merry Christmas, Mr. Bill

I can’t tell you how much it cost us to get this story into print. First we had to pay the Russki hackers on our Windows Virus Creation Team (aka “Operation Wavecat”) to find the vulnerabilities and create the exploits. Then we had to spread the word. Finally we had to buy all of Markoff’s Christmas gifts in order to get this story placed into the Times. You know what? All worth it. Friggin Christmas Day. I could not be happier. Almost makes me want to believe in Santa Claus.