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Another mindblowing round of contest entries this week, with a real standout new player, Mr. H. Aiku. Much love, H.

H. Aiku
the lone stink finger
it’s presence told by context
Bill Gates sits and smiles

the iPhone comes soon
feels like waiting for Godot
soon we will call him

Bill, thinking to himself:
Hey! I can see daylight through his earhole!

Rip Ragged
If you want to kiss my ass take a number. Make it a big fookin’ number.

Free fake iPhone protoypes are in the mail. Peace.