Now Borat is writing to me. Sheesh.

This just in from the man himself. Friends, I know the Borat posts have been somewhat controversial. However, I would like to take yet another opportunity here to denounce the comedian Sacha Baron Cohen and his repugnant stereotype character Borat, who is not funny.

(Dudes, trust me on this. I know what I’m doing. I’ll explain everything as soon as I can.)