So Lynndie England and her creepy boyfriend call

And they’re like, Ya know, We’ve done some bad stuff in our time, but come on. Backdating options to boost your returns and thereby incrementally diminishing the value of stock held by average shareholders? You make us puke, Mr. Macintosh. And oh, by the way, everybody in here says the Zune is gonna kick the iPod’s butt. We’re all putting them on our Christmas gift lists.