So Ken Lay calls

And he’s like, Steve, four words: Stage. Your. Own. Death. I’ve got friends in D.C. (*cough* Cheney *cough*) who can do this for you. Use the old bad ticker routine, then a quick cremation and bingo, you’re out of the country before anyone starts getting suspicious. Tahiti is amazing, Steve. I should have done this years ago, that’s all I can say.