Silent but deadly

Cornered by his two least favorite people, Bill Gates smiles to himself as he rips a huge fart as silently as possible.

Much love to operative c for this one.


Bill: It’s like “dining philosophers” without the dining and the philosophers. I’m stuck between metastases and senility. And boy do I hate these flowers. It will feel good to destroy mankind when I release Vista.

Mad props to Scooter McNealy.

Fake Mac Pros are in the mail.