Shop till it stops, people

AIDS, that is. We’ve totally gotta stop it. So please support Bono, Oprah and the rest of us who are sponsoring the (Product) Red project. The whole idea is just so damn dead brilliant. Buy one of our red nanos and we’ll give ten bucks to stomp out AIDS in Africa. Friends, this project means a lot to me, and not only cause it will help Bono get some more free publicity. I mean, I actually spent 90 seconds on the phone with a reporter from the AP today, you know what I’m saying? Trust me, I never talk to those a-holes. And we’re lighting up our New York store in red. So bitchin. As I said in the AP article:

“I’ve never been to Africa, but you don’t have to go there to know there are a lot of people dying of AIDS there.”

I think that about says it all, doesn’t it? Heck, you might not even be able to pick out Guyana or Freedonia on a map of Africa, but now you can help out. Just by doing what you already do every day. Buying loads of shit you don’t need. Now you can feel good about that. So cool, right? I’m telling you, Bono is a friggin genius. And we are sooo going to party when he gets here. Peace out.