Comes from Fortune, which has published yet another hagiography, er, article (88th in a 4,000-part series, it appears) on the Google guys here.

Best line is this howling opener:

Google relishes being secretive and opaque …

Um, right. That’s why they’re in every other edition of Fortune, cause they crave their privacy. I also really enjoyed Adam Asslickinsky’s Tiger Beat style gushing prose. “Sergey is the brash one, who gets all the girls. Larry’s the shy guy, but he’s super smart and super funny once he gets to know you. Eric’s the weirdo who gets pantsed and wedgied in the playground.” Oh, hold on. I just threw up in my mouth and swallowed it. Okay, I’m back now and really digging the photo of Page and Brin in their lab coats. See, cause they’re kind of like scientists. They’re super duper smart. They went to Stanford and almost finished grad school. Geddit? Groan.