News flash: Microsoft releases Service Patch 1 for Zune

Before it’s even shipped, there’s a patch you gotta install. To fix a glitch in the WiFi system whereby if you receive a song from a pal it can inadvertently reformat your disk. Hackers are exploiting this and turning Zunes into weapons that can wipe out all the other Zunes that are within WiFi range. ZuneZapping, they call it. Hop on the subway with your Zune, step off with a fragged disk. Can’t wait to see frigtards stumbling around gazing down at their butt-ugly Zunes, frantically pressing buttons, wondering what happened. Thanks, Microsoft.