More on the Apple-Sun merger

So the deal is done, and while the Sun board is flipping out, on our end there was less hassle. I want to go run Disney and GM anyway. I haven’t discussed the GM thing publicly yet, but Jerry York is making some phone calls, in the wake of the Bill Ford fiasco. My first project: An all-white electric “iCar” with a battery that craps out in 18 months and can’t be replaced. (Prototype shown here.) And a Sun merger gives me a graceful way to settle the options thing with the SEC by paying a fine and stepping down as CEO, which is what those dicks are demanding. Whatever. At least I get to keep the jet. And you know I’ll still be running Apple, even if I’m no longer running Apple. Just the way it is. It’s my company. Publicly traded? Yeah right. Kiss my ass.