Linux development grinds to a halt

Has anyone told Linus Torvalds about this? Guess he’ll figure it out when all of his maintainers suddenly go dark on him. Word on the street is that Sam Palmisano made a personal visit to Les Moonves trying to put the kibosh on the show. No luck. Sorry, Sam. Guess you’ll have to go back to writing your own operating systems. Just like in the old days, remember? You know, like actually hire programmers and pay them money, instead of relying on the kindness of the Bad Smell Brigade? Tough noogies, I know.