Either that or he’s smoking crack. How else to explain this?

Dvorak, we’re not gonna buy Sun. Honest. All this stuff about Andy Bechtolsheim being an investor in Google and friends with Schmidt who once worked at Sun but now has joined the Apple board to arrange a merger so he could become CEO of Apple-Sun with McNealy out of the way — it’s like Michael Moore and Dan Brown had a retarded love child and he’s writing a column for Marketwatch. Just stop, man. Really. It’s embarrassing.