BONO: No lie, yer program blew up me fookin machine!
GLASER: It did what?
BONO: It blew up my fookin PC.
GLASER: Tell me exactly what happened.
BONO: How the fook do I know? Jaysus! Do I look like I work on a fookin help desk? Am I talking to you with an Indian accent?
GLASER: Did you try restarting the PC?
BONO: Restarting? I had to throw the fookin thing out and buy another machine!
GLASER: Yeah, that’s not our software. That’s a bug in Windows.
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