I know Bob Iger looks like a stiff

But he’s actually a hot you-know-what. So yesterday he pulls me aside and says there’s this big meeting later this week in L.A. and he thinks I should fly down before Apple takes away my jet. (Ha ha.) Iger says it’s a movie pitch for a live-action film and there’s no Pixar connection but he still thinks I should attend. But he doesn’t want to tell me what it is because he wants it to be a surprise. He goes, All I can tell you is that it’s gonna be worth it. I’ve got people begging me to let them attend. Mark Cuban offered me a hundred grand to watch through a mirror for Pete’s sake. So are you in?

So whatever. I’m in. I’ll share more info once I get it.