This just came in from a reader in New Zealand. It’s set to the tune from Pink Floyd’s “The Wall.” I was gonna set it to music with GarageBand but I’m super buried with this one-button iPhone. (Turns out it’s harder than you’d think. Try it sometime and let me know how it goes.) Anyhoo, if anyone wants to set this to music, I’ll put it up on the blog. And we can bombard Greenpeace’s mail system with it. Much love, Kiwi.
We don’t need no leftie lectures
From angry lezbos weighing nineteen stone.
No dark sarcasm on your website.
Greenpeace leave Steve Jobs alone
Hey, Greenpeace! Leave Steve Jobs alone!
All in all you’re just a bunch of pricks with a cause.
All in all you’re just a bunch of pricks with no balls.You know we love our snow-white iMacs.
And iPods fit our hands just so.
We get childlike wonder from our Nanos.
Greenpeace leave Steve Jobs alone.
Hey, Greenpeace! Leave Steve Jobs alone.
All in all you’re just a bunch of pricks with a cause.
All in all you’re just a bunch of pricks with no balls.“If you don’t have an iPod, you can’t have any music. How can you have any music if you don’t have an iPod?”
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