Fight back against greeniac leftist tyranny

Dudes I am so depressed to see the comments supporting these blackmailers at Greenpeace. Do you not realize they are essentially a criminal enterprise? And, um, have you not figured out that if you wanna keep getting cool products from Apple, you should get the frig out of our hair? Left wing tyranny is just as bad as right wing tyranny. It’s all tyranny.

Fight back. Call these a-holes and harass them. Ironweed’s phone number is 866-456-9333. Act Now can be reached at 415-241-2510. Make sure you ask for Adam, and tell them Steve Jobs told you to call.