San Francisco Gay Longhairs marched outside the Apple campus yesterday to protest my recent posts about their creepy personal ads. We had to send out a squad of short-hair security goons to beat them off. Dude in the scarf got nasty with that pink gel dong, whipping it around like a nunchuck. No match for pepper spray, however. Front left in ski cap is Zak Sherwood, president of the Bay Area Gay Longhair Alliance (BAGL). He’s demanding an apology for the tear gas plus a face-to-face with me. Ain’t gonna happen.