Stuff like this tarnishes our brand

So all the little free-speech people are wringing their hands and tearing out their hair just because we’re cracking down on people who stole the word “pod” from us, according to this story in CNET. But come on. The friggin TightPod? I mean WTF? We gotta protect our trademark or we could lose it. I can’t believe I even have to explain this stuff. And as for the buttplugs, man, don’t get me started. That’s not even real wood. Sheesh.