Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Bow down before the one you serve

The geeks at Mac Life made this highlight reel of me introducing products. Get down on your knees, and click play.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Windows 7 illegal download party

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Lipdub from Montreal

Further proof that French Canadians need more to do with their lives. I kid. This is awesome.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Jonny uses NLP hypnosis to make you want an iMac

All of the suggestion is coded into the text. Watch it and see if you can spot the trigger words. To see a more extreme example, watch this video where a Brit named Derren Brown uses NLP to make a guy believe he wants a red bike for his birthday. Or just watch any of my keynotes.

Oh fanboys, you make your papa so proud

Our loyal fanboys have struck back at the Droid army with a spoof of their incredibly lame Droid commercial. We love the spoof, except for the crap at the end. Nevertheless, we’ll take it.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Pixar parody from College Humor

Lasseter sent this to me, with a note asking if we want to sue. I said sure, why not. It’s been a while since we sued anyone.

Much love to dear reader John (a different one) for the tip.

Friday, October 16, 2009

I had a really bad day today

Sorry about not blogging but you know those T-shirts that say Don’t let the turkeys get you down? I need one of those. And now I just need to unload a bit.

We’re in a meeting rehearsing our earnings call, and Peter Oppenheimer starts going on about how the Balloon Boy thing was all a hoax, and Phil says no way, the kid just got scared because his old man’s a violent psycho and he figured he was going to get his ass kicked so he went up in the garage and hid out, and then Ron says the whole family are a pack of weirdos and Katie says no shit because did you see that rap video with the three kids in it and the mom playing guitar in a playground –and I’m like Jesus fucking Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you people? Can we just focus here? Because you dickwads are making my liver hurt. And then Larry interrupts the meeting, walks in unannounced, dressed in this Halloween costume, which I guess was supposed to be funny.

Anyway, I’m still at the office, just got out of one meeting and I want to go home n the worst way and just watch Curb Your Enthusiasm but I can’t — we still have more fucking meetings. And I’m not feeling great to begin with and I can’t gain weight and they keep making me eat more ice cream and honestly I don’t know what the point of it all is.

But then I tune into this video again and I tell myself, Dude, get some perspective. Lately it’s the only thing that keeps me grounded. Enjoy it. Happy weekend.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Fists of fury: iPhone cameraman captures fight on bus in San Francisco

This one has been going all around the Interwebs today. We call it “Enter the Dragon Lady.” Lesson: Do not mess with older Chinese women on the bus. Ever. Because they will fuck you up. Funny-scary video after the jump.

Apparently Bruce Lee’s older sister wanted to sit down, and the other woman, who appears to be possibly of African-American descent, wouldn’t share. Then things got ugly. BTW, this version adds translation, though I don’t speak Tagalog so I cannot vouch for the accuracy.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Why God created the Internet

FYI, he’s spoofing this.