President Obama visited a Red Cross Disaster Ops center today, and used his Presidential Index Finger to issue his first-ever Tweet.  Dig it.

Remember this where I mentioned about how you could get email scams from vile people saying they would take donations to help the Haitians? Well, sadly, I was right, and at the moment, the big scam involves Twitter and a scam involving free airfare for medical personnel to get them into the region.  Totally bogus, and beneath contempt. Check Twitter here for the latest from the peeps.

That is the question.  In the case of Gilbert Arenas, he doesn’t have a choice.  Even if you’re not an NBA fan, you might have read the story about the NBA player that, for some unfathomable reason, brought a gun into the locker room of his team, the Washington Wizards.  (They used to be called the Bullets.  They changed the name to avoid the obvious gun reference.  Helped a lot!)  So the NBA, anxious to avoid a scandal that would smear the league, suspended the idiot, as they should have.  And this CNET article suggests the NBA might have leaned on Arenas to shut down the Twitter page, too.

There’s an app for that.  Sorta.

web 2.0 suicide machine promotion from moddr_ on Vimeo.

Jack Dorsey is the co-founder and chairman of Twitter.  When asked point-blank if Google was gonna buy his company, his response wasn’t quite a flat denial.

The call it Chirp.

Sometime in 2010, they’ll get back to us.

May I be the first to call all attendees : Twirps.

That way you’ll never miss such wonderful missives as this or this ever again.

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