Click on the photo and it will take you to Slate.com’s latest crank generator. G’wan, the basketball is over and Tiger is back, have some fun, but make sure you use an untraceable phone. By the end of the day I’m sure at least twenty guys will be submitting this as an either an iPhone or iPad app.
Why? Tiger is returning to golf, and not just at any tournament. (Say this in a hushed, reverent voice;) The Masters. On CBS. April 8th.
Guess who came out of his hiding hole today? Sure wasn’t Punxsutawney Phil. Here’s the speech text.
Tiger Woods is going to address the media Friday. Wonder what he’s gonna talk about?
There’s Public Enemy #1, out for a jog- the first new photo in quite awhile.
I guess I’m feeling a little Valleywag-ish tonight, so how about a little tawdry gossip before bed? (Hmm, second reference to VW today. Must..remain..pure..in..thought.) We all know what Tiger Woods has been up to since Thanksgiving. He’s looking at a divorce with money that equals the GNP of a lot of countries, he’s had some endorsement deals go south, and now..GM is pulling all his freebie vehicles. Boy. You gotta drive your own luxury SUV instead of a freebie one. 
