You know, I asked myself that very question when I woke up today.  The Oatmeal is back, baby. (Mine could feed 66, it seems.)

What would happen if you combined Facebook with MySpace?  You’d have more brilliance from The Oatmeal, that’s what.

The Oatmeal strikes again.

..chained to a bunk bed with a Velociraptor? I’m sure this burning question has kept you up nights. (Hopefully, not with a Velociraptor next to you.) The answer to this question is found here, courtesy of the The Oatmeal. I took the quiz, and I’d make it 44 seconds before becoming a snack.