Monday, December 14, 2009

Larry blows smoke

Not Dignan, though I wouldn’t be surprised, but Ellison, concerning worries over MySQL being squelched. Here’s the official company statement.

BONUS: Did anyone catch Andy Rooney at the end of 60 Minutes go over The Forbes 400 list and called Larry, Lawrence Ellison ?

The killer quote:

Then comes Warren Buffet at $40 billion and Lawrence Ellison with $27 billion. I don’t know Lawrence Ellison personally – as a matter of fact, I never heard of Lawrence Ellison, before.

How out of it can Andy Rooney be?

tortoiseandy

Pretty damn well out of it, I’m afraid.


Saturday, December 5, 2009

Freetards hate Larry

Freetards claim they’ll drop MySQL like a hot potato if Oracle succeeds in swallowing up Sun Microsystems. It’s all part of the plan, dipshits. Well played, Larry, you are truly a god.


Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Let MySQL Go!

Larry,

I don’t know you from Adam, you probably value the bidet that just cleaned and perfumed your sphincter this morning than my Rabid Fanboy opinion. But listen, okay? I know you didn’t grab Sun Microsystems just to shut down or own MySQL. Europe is gonna put a huge kibosh on the deal, unless this is all some entertaining kabuki theater for the business press, and you’ve already gotten people shot, laid, fed or combination of all three. Give the freetards control of MySQL, and go forward with the deal, already.

Sincerely,

a poor rabid fanboy

Lastangelman