Tuesday, January 5, 2010

CNBC Jobso Tribute 2.0: Macheads

On the heels of last night’s “Welcome to Macintosh” show, CNBC rolls out another glorious tribute, this time to the obsessive, fanatical human group known as “Macheads.” ┬áTune in tonight at 10pm ET.


Sunday, September 27, 2009

Just FYI, everyone at Apple hates these goddamn fanboys


The frigtard army is going nuts because I dissed on their lame-ass hero, Raymond J. Williams. What can I say? The guy made a video in an Apple store, and it sucks. Go see for yourself.


Apparently the fanboys don’t realize that we hate them. Why else do they keep trying to impress us with crap like this? Ironically, of course, this video goes a long way toward explaining why we hate these dipshits in the first place. Honestly, do you freaks not realize how much we despise you? Not just me and Katie — but everybody at Apple. We hate you! Okay? Now I must call an eye doctor and see if I can get this image removed from my retinas.


Thursday, September 17, 2009

Scary fanboy plays God, addresses me directly


Scary fanboy makes a video in which he plays the role of God, talking to me. Note that this loser dresses like me, and even sports a lame copy of my stubbly beard. I have no idea what this guy is talking about, but I do understand his fantasy about being God. Katie says it’s pretty common among the fanboys. If anyone can translate this into something normal people can understand, please do. Really. Does anyone know what he’s talking about? Caution: NSFW.