Friday, March 12, 2010

Snip The Ponytail Off Contest – Update

Well let’s see how many entries we have for our little contest. This can’t be right. NONE? ZERO? ZIPPITY-DO-DAH?

What the fuck? Yeah, I spelled it out. I offer a legit fun contest and nobody has entered yet? It’s like twelve days. Someone at least give me a progress report.

Here’s the link for the rules again.

Send entries to Firstrabidfanboy at (I wrote it out so I do not get spammed by the scummy web crawling robots looking for e-mail addresses, okay?) Anyone can enter, even My Little Pony and his family. Hoggworks, you should be able to do this in your sleep!


I'm showing my back to no one because of you. Not even my children. Or my wife. They bought scissors. Scissors. And a Flip video camera HD, Damn you.! Are you proud of yourself, lasteggman or whatever you call yourself? I live in fear. I live in fear. And I'll explain that in my next blogpost. Or not. What was that? I hear steel. Steel shears! I hate you!! I hate you!!!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

New contest

Free signed copy of my book to anyone who gets some of these stickers and uses them in a creative way at some big box retail store and sends in photographic evidence. Bokay? The website selling them is here.