Another totally spontaneous e-mail exchange

From: chuckg@gmail.com
Subject: Why are you such a selfish dick?
Date: May 19, 2010 9:01:18 PM PDT
To: sjobs@apple.com
Cc: tcook@apple.com

Jobs–

I just bought an iPad, and it won’t run Flash. I’m returning it. Meanwhile, I read your “Thoughts on Flash” essay. I would like to ask you the following: Why are you so full of shit? And why are you such a selfish, hypocritical dick?

Chuck G., Mountain View, Calif.

From: sjobs@apple.com
Subject: Why are you such a selfish dick?
Date: May 19, 2010 9:27:02 PM PDT
To: chuckg@gmail.com
Cc: jwarnock@adobe.com

Geschke:

I know where you live, asshole. Don’t make me hurt you.

Warnock? I cc’d you so you can get your bitch back on his leash.

Sent from my iPad, which will never run Flash, because Flash sucks.