The Census 2010: Due Today, Kiddywinks!

Let’s get those forms filled out today and in the mail, okay? You don’t wanna’ lose a congressional seat, miss out on future benefits, determine where your tax dollars go, etc., etc., etc. (I don’t care how Republican you say you are, you will benefit from this). It’s the law, and it’s really your patriotic duty, like voting, paying taxes and standing in line at the DMV.

Just for sake of argument, why can’t we fill this out online? Maybe next time, kiddywinks, maybe next time …