Oral sex will give you cancer

‘Strue, I read it online just now, before the pay curtain comes raining down.

No it's not Carousel from Logan's Run, it's the deadly sex virus!

Young people are encouraged to tell their worrywart ignorant fundamentalist Tea Party lovin’ jackasses parents to go fuck themselves read the facts and allow their kids to get inoculated. There’s no reason young kids today have to suffer tomorrow ‘cos of their parents ignorance, right? No? Well why the fuck are you reading this? Geez, I’d at least encourage ‘em to wear dental dams and condoms. That way, they’ll only develop a latex allergy later in life – kidding, you idjits!