Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland 3-D

Mercury poisoning? I thought it was the hashish-buttered scones ...

While lauding the visual aspects of Tim Burton’s re-imagining of Lewis Carrol’s two Alice books, most movie critics pretty much took a dump on Alice in Wonderland. Nevertheless, I’m pretty sure this 3-D visual Disney tour-de-frappe will do a mean box office for a couple of weeks and clean up on Blu-Ray and DVD when it hits the shelves later this year. My fair lady loves Lewis Carrol and Tim Burton movies and Johny Depp, so she’s already convinced herself, she loves the film and wants to drain the bank account watching it non-stop all weekend. I’ve better things to do on my birthday, but I humor her.