I dunno if everyone is waiting to enter at the last second, thinks it’s in bad taste or is totally apathetic or no one is reading this at all.

Bill Gates got a pie in the face, Steve Ballmer got egged, Dubya got the shoe, aren't you maniacs satisfied? Leave me alone already! You call this retirement?I'm going to Iceland ....

Once more, here are the rules. I am making one amendment. If all of a sudden on the last day we get barraged with entries to sort through, then we will take a little longer to sort through every entry  before awarding the prize of a genuine edition of Open Solaris signed by yours truly. Hell, I’ll even throw in a framed signed pic of my South Park icon, okay? What do you want from me, an iPad? Now have some fun people …