Should have bought Tivo shares last week

Not me, I bought ‘em cheap years ago, on the hope Apple would buy them out, but this is good, too.

All your patent belong to us. And I think you're gay, too.

Tivo has won its patent case against Dish Network and its parent company Echostar sending shares soaring into the stratosphere. You should have bought shares when it was still hovering below five bucks, mates.