it ain't me folks!

No, it’s not a new app you can download to your iPhone that clues you in to the nearest salon or trad barbershop that does facial ( and perhaps other grooming), nor is it a new on-the-go appliance that you can use to remove whiskers and other nasty hairs while taking video, chatting to your peeps and updating your Facebook page [should I be calling my patent attorney and start filing this?]. Simply alerting everyone that I’ve shaved my winter beard off and have gone clean faced for Spring. Need to update that icon on the right. Hell, I don’t even smoke anymore!