HOLD YOUR HORSEs EVERYBODY!!!! STOP STALKING MY LITTLEPONY NOW!
Whoa Nelly, dere! Apparently the lawyers for this operation came down on this thing faster than a pack of wolverines on a defenseless fox cub. Soooooooooooooooo, new rules folks. Stay away from My Little Pony! Do not molest him! Stay away like he was pure plutonium!!! Do not go near him!
We’re gonna’ try a different approach. What you will do is create your own little video depiction of someone or something clipping MLP’s tail off and making off with it, okay? You can do this live action, animation, stop motion, puppets, animals, retards however you want, but no longer than ninety seconds, cos we have short attention spans at Rapid Fanboy. And please remember, make it funny! One prize will be awarded to best video overall. The prize will be an autographed copy of Open Solaris signed by yours truly.
The competition is completely open to everyone. Even the children of MLP. Hell, even My Little Pony, too, if he wants. I’m magnanimous, that way. That includes Brinke and Dear Leader, too, so get crackin’. Enter as many times as you like, just keep it funny.
so here are the rules:
- 1.) NO MOLESTING OR HARASSMENT OF MY LITTLE PONY IS ALLOWED (unless he begs for it, of course, but that’s his personal business, and frankly, I don’t wanna’ know). WE WILL DENY KNOWLEDGE OF ALL AND ANY PERSONS CAUGHT INDULGING IN SUCH ACTIVITY UNLESS PRESSED BY THE GRAND JURY AND LARRY ELLISON WHO ALWAYS ENJOYS A GOOD CHUCKLE.
- 2.) ALL ENTRIES WILL BE VIDEOS OF NO LONGER THAN NINETY SECONDS BECAUSE WE HAVE SHORT ATTENTION SPANS HERE ON RABID FANBOY. KEEP IT SHORT, SWEET AND FUNNY. ANY FORMAT IS ALLOWED. POST VIDEO ENTRY ON YOU TUBE AND SUBMIT LINK VIA E-MAIL TO firstrabidfanboy at gmail.com, SUBJECT HEADING, “snip the ponytail”
- 3.) DEADLINE FOR ENTRIES WILL BE 11:59PM CENTRAL STANDARD TIME 29 MARCH 2010. THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT RABID FANBOY ON OR ABOUT 01 APRIL 2010 , PROBABLY AFTER LUNCH OR MY MID DAY POWER NAP, SO DON’T GET YOUR PANTIES IN A BUNCH. ALL DECISIONS BY THE JUDGE IS FINAL. YOU DON’T LIKE IT, GO BITE YOUR THUMB.
- 4.) COMPETITION IS OPEN TO EVERYONE, AND I MEAN EVERYONE, INCLUDING RETARDS AND THEIR NEMESIS RAHM EMMANUEL.
- 5.) GRAND PRIZE WILL BE AN AUTHENTIC COPY OF OPEN SOLARIS SIGNED BY LASTANGELMAN VALUE EQUIVALENT TO ZIP, NADA, BAGEL, A DONUT HOLE, THE BIG NUTHIN’, BRAGGIN’ RIGHTS. PRIZE IS SUITABLE FOR FRAMING, RUNNING PC’s, USE AS A CONVERSATION PIECE, A DRINKS COASTER, SLICING BREAD, ETC.
During the month, I will be posting some submitted entries I find particularly amusing for all of you to peruse, smile along or throw spitballs at your monitor.To your video cameras and your imaginations my little snippers and may the funniest ass video take the prize