Endeavor Mission Scrubbed

GIFS ARE KINDA CREEPY

WHADDYA' MEAN THERE ARE NO EAGLE SNACKS ONBOARD?

God scared the fellas at Cape Canaveral enough with “unstable weather” to call off the mission for 24 hours. I knew something was up when the lenses in my JooJanta Peril Sensitive Sunglasses became micro black holes and twinked out of existence. The engineers noticed, whispered something to the ground controller who put the mission on hold for an hour then postponed lift-off for twenty four hours and took the astronauts out of the capsule. If that was on a Jet Blue aircraft at Orlando International, those passengers would still be on the plane.

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