Shouldn’t there be a Stringerpuppet by now?

I need to be excused, okay?

Why hasn’t Hoggworks made a Howard Stringer puppet, yet? The guy is a natural. Everytime he appears in public he looks like he has to pause to make a deposit into his Depends. I appreciate the fact that the guy fought for us in Vietnam and got Letterman on CBS, but I still don’t understand how he’s gonna’ get Sony’s head from out of its own ass. He doesn’t appear to be the leader of a technology corporation, he looks like my great Uncle Jasper pontificating on synergy while squishing about the room and outstinking Pee Boy.