Firefox 1.0 for Nokia’s Maemo platform is here.  Read all about it, and then if you want to download it on your Nokia 9000, it’s over here. More platforms are on the way.

If there’s one car that could make me dump my dreams of having an Aston Martin DBS, it would be the Tesla.  And it’s IPO-city for them. But here, it says they’re gonna scrap the two-seater.  Um, what?

Uncle Fester will love this one, but such is life.  Check it out, friends.  For the 16th straight quarter, Redmond’s Online Division posted a huge loss. Try almost half a billion. The Silicon Alley Insider makes a good point- when are they going to wise up and just flush the sucker down the drain? Blodget piles on here.

Google is sending the outdated browser closer to its deathbed by pulling IE6 support for two of its Google Apps programs, Sites and Docs. TechCrunch reports that Gmail and Calendar support may be pulled before too long, as well.  

Dr. Eric Schmidt is in Davos, and couldn’t resist sneering at the Greatest Creation In The History Of The World. BTW Eric, your guys at the Google Store shipped my stuff to the wrong address.  Then the folks at your vendor Gateway never bothered to write back.  And for some reason, they accidentally stuck an extra one of those blinky pins in the box, which we didn’t order. Appreciate it. Peace out.

Actually it’s Dear Leader leaving the iPad launch event.  Valleywag, as is often the case, is trying to create hysteria and conspiracy where none exist. Case in point, this article. They call El Jobso’s departure from the venue a “labored old man shuffle.”

That statement is just quite ridiculous. I thought he looked healthy on stage, and the Reality Distortion Field™ was well within operating norms. Valleywag, go check out Area 51 or Dealey Plaza.  There’s more story there than this.

You have to hand it to Bezos. The e-reader form factor didn’t really exist until the Kindle rolled into town. Now look. They’re everywhere. And Amazon has been movin’ those units, you bet they have.  More here.

Surely one of the nerdiest schools on the planet will be geeked to the max for the iPad…right?

My sentiments exactly. I am so sick of the griping. Jesus! No Flash? Who cares? No camera? Have you ugly motherfuckers looked at yourselves lately? Trust me, we’re doing the world a favor leaving the camera off this thing. Anyway, Gizmodo’s iPhone puppet lays it all out in this wonderful (yet not embeddable — thanks assholes) videoo.