Miley Cyrus quits Hannah Montana

Ahm a bazillionaire now, like Mistah Jawbz!

… will the short sellers go after Disney? Will the young teen market crash? Dang, it’s bad enough one of them there Jonas brothers off an’ went  an’ got hisself hitched - now this disaster happens? Not to worry, they’ll probably hold auditons , make a reality show from that, blah, de, blah, de, blah. I’d hang on and double down on that Disney stock, now.

In Jobs we trust, right Dumbo?