http://www.fakesteve.net/2010/01/im-trying-to-remember-how-many-times-eric-swore-to-me-that-google-would-never-make-a-phone.html Dude, I invented the friggin iPhone. Have you heard of it? Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:07:02 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://www.fakesteve.net/2010/01/im-trying-to-remember-how-many-times-eric-swore-to-me-that-google-would-never-make-a-phone.html#comment-1852 Jobs: “Don’t be Evil Mantra is Bullshit” | Bookmarks Mon, 31 May 2010 08:54:22 +0000 http://www.fakesteve.net/?p=18149#comment-1852 [...] and say one more thing, he says. This don’t be evil mantra: “It’s bullshit.” Audience roarsFake Steve Jobs had a great writeup too, a few weeks ago in a similar vein:I’m like, Dude, do you not remember all that stuff you told me about not making a phone, back when [...] [...] and say one more thing, he says. This don’t be evil mantra: “It’s bullshit.” Audience roarsFake Steve Jobs had a great writeup too, a few weeks ago in a similar vein:I’m like, Dude, do you not remember all that stuff you told me about not making a phone, back when [...]

]]> http://www.fakesteve.net/2010/01/im-trying-to-remember-how-many-times-eric-swore-to-me-that-google-would-never-make-a-phone.html#comment-1174 Jobs: “Don’t be Evil Mantra is Bullshit” | Google Adsense Sun, 31 Jan 2010 13:30:46 +0000 http://www.fakesteve.net/?p=18149#comment-1174 [...] Fake Steve Jobs had a great writeup too, a few weeks ago in a similar vein: I’m like, Dude, do you not remember all that stuff you told me about not making a phone, back when you were still not recusing yourself from iPhone discussions during board meetings? You swore, and I mean you looked me in the eye and swore, that you would never make a phone. He says, We’re not making a phone. HTC is making it. I was talking to Phil Schiller about this and he pointed out that even Microsoft never was brazen enough to pull something like this. Even Microsoft had some tiny bit of shame. Google is a different beast altogether. They’re like nothing anyone has ever seen in our business. Not only are they not ashamed — they think they’re the good guys! [...] [...] Fake Steve Jobs had a great writeup too, a few weeks ago in a similar vein: I’m like, Dude, do you not remember all that stuff you told me about not making a phone, back when you were still not recusing yourself from iPhone discussions during board meetings? You swore, and I mean you looked me in the eye and swore, that you would never make a phone. He says, We’re not making a phone. HTC is making it. I was talking to Phil Schiller about this and he pointed out that even Microsoft never was brazen enough to pull something like this. Even Microsoft had some tiny bit of shame. Google is a different beast altogether. They’re like nothing anyone has ever seen in our business. Not only are they not ashamed — they think they’re the good guys! [...]

]]> http://www.fakesteve.net/2010/01/im-trying-to-remember-how-many-times-eric-swore-to-me-that-google-would-never-make-a-phone.html#comment-1173 Jobs: “Don’t be Evil Mantra is Bullshit” | Tamasindo Secret & Technology Sun, 31 Jan 2010 11:44:59 +0000 http://www.fakesteve.net/?p=18149#comment-1173 [...] say one more thing, he says. This don’t be evil mantra: “It’s bullshit.” Audience roars Fake Steve Jobs had a great writeup too, a few weeks ago in a similar vein: I was talking to Phil Schiller about this and he pointed out that even Microsoft never was brazen [...] [...] say one more thing, he says. This don’t be evil mantra: “It’s bullshit.” Audience roars Fake Steve Jobs had a great writeup too, a few weeks ago in a similar vein: I was talking to Phil Schiller about this and he pointed out that even Microsoft never was brazen [...]

]]> http://www.fakesteve.net/2010/01/im-trying-to-remember-how-many-times-eric-swore-to-me-that-google-would-never-make-a-phone.html#comment-1013 The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs : Could Apple iPhone dump Google for Bing? Tue, 19 Jan 2010 03:01:47 +0000 http://www.fakesteve.net/?p=18149#comment-1013 [...] relationship between the two giants isn’t on the best of terms these days, as Dear Leader reminded us a couple of weeks ago. So this article suggests that Google might get the boot as default search app in the iPhone, in [...] [...] relationship between the two giants isn’t on the best of terms these days, as Dear Leader reminded us a couple of weeks ago. So this article suggests that Google might get the boot as default search app in the iPhone, in [...]

]]> http://www.fakesteve.net/2010/01/im-trying-to-remember-how-many-times-eric-swore-to-me-that-google-would-never-make-a-phone.html#comment-997 Google Nexus Phone to Focus on Business Thu, 14 Jan 2010 01:31:19 +0000 http://www.fakesteve.net/?p=18149#comment-997 [...] might not have been happy about Google launching their own Android [...] [...] might not have been happy about Google launching their own Android [...]

]]> http://www.fakesteve.net/2010/01/im-trying-to-remember-how-many-times-eric-swore-to-me-that-google-would-never-make-a-phone.html#comment-995 再见, So long, Google | Th1z 1z wut h4pp3n3d Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:28:12 +0000 http://www.fakesteve.net/?p=18149#comment-995 [...] read a really funny article the other day by Fake Steve Jobs where he called Google sociopaths – and until today I agreed with that statement. Now I think [...] [...] read a really funny article the other day by Fake Steve Jobs where he called Google sociopaths – and until today I agreed with that statement. Now I think [...]

]]> http://www.fakesteve.net/2010/01/im-trying-to-remember-how-many-times-eric-swore-to-me-that-google-would-never-make-a-phone.html#comment-993 Google Nexus Phone to Focus on Business | iPhandroid Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:45:09 +0000 http://www.fakesteve.net/?p=18149#comment-993 [...] might not have been happy about Google launching their own Android smartphone, but now they have even more reasons to worry, [...] [...] might not have been happy about Google launching their own Android smartphone, but now they have even more reasons to worry, [...]

]]> http://www.fakesteve.net/2010/01/im-trying-to-remember-how-many-times-eric-swore-to-me-that-google-would-never-make-a-phone.html#comment-969 Nexus One (big yawn) « Talk nineteen to the dozen Sun, 10 Jan 2010 09:14:42 +0000 http://www.fakesteve.net/?p=18149#comment-969 [...] again, Fake Steve Jobs calls things the way they are: “All this stuff about not being evil? And being open, and [...] [...] again, Fake Steve Jobs calls things the way they are: “All this stuff about not being evil? And being open, and [...]

]]> http://www.fakesteve.net/2010/01/im-trying-to-remember-how-many-times-eric-swore-to-me-that-google-would-never-make-a-phone.html#comment-926 A sad fact: Tech companies are a bunch of liars | ipworldmag.com Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:22:28 +0000 http://www.fakesteve.net/?p=18149#comment-926 [...] Is Fake Steve Jobs the only (non)person to point out that for as long as our amoeba like memories can remember Google swore to the world that they had no interest in getting into the phone business. I’m like, Dude, do you not remember all that stuff you told me about not making a phone, back when you were still not recusing yourself from iPhone discussions during board meetings? You swore, and I mean you looked me in the eye and swore, that you would never make a phone. He says, We’re not making a phone. HTC is making it. [...] [...] Is Fake Steve Jobs the only (non)person to point out that for as long as our amoeba like memories can remember Google swore to the world that they had no interest in getting into the phone business. I’m like, Dude, do you not remember all that stuff you told me about not making a phone, back when you were still not recusing yourself from iPhone discussions during board meetings? You swore, and I mean you looked me in the eye and swore, that you would never make a phone. He says, We’re not making a phone. HTC is making it. [...]

]]> http://www.fakesteve.net/2010/01/im-trying-to-remember-how-many-times-eric-swore-to-me-that-google-would-never-make-a-phone.html#comment-924 A sad fact: Tech companies are a bunch of liars Thu, 07 Jan 2010 01:48:42 +0000 http://www.fakesteve.net/?p=18149#comment-924 [...] Is Fake Steve Jobs the only (non)person to point out that for as long as our amoeba like memories can remember Google swore to the world that they had no interest in getting into the phone business. I’m like, Dude, do you not remember all that stuff you told me about not making a phone, back when you were still not recusing yourself from iPhone discussions during board meetings? You swore, and I mean you looked me in the eye and swore, that you would never make a phone. He says, We’re not making a phone. HTC is making it. [...] [...] Is Fake Steve Jobs the only (non)person to point out that for as long as our amoeba like memories can remember Google swore to the world that they had no interest in getting into the phone business. I’m like, Dude, do you not remember all that stuff you told me about not making a phone, back when you were still not recusing yourself from iPhone discussions during board meetings? You swore, and I mean you looked me in the eye and swore, that you would never make a phone. He says, We’re not making a phone. HTC is making it. [...]

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