I’m not a Cowboys fan …

NOT A STEALERS FAN, EITHER, I IMAGINE!

… hell, they don’t even live in the same city as I do anymore, so why do they insist on calling themselves the Dallas Cowboys? Up until last year, they were located in Irving for not quite thirty years. Shit, they’re not even in Dallas County anymore. So, I’m especially pleased the Vikings fragged them but good, tonight (34-3). The local sportswriters were so heartsick about it , they couldn’t raise a finger to their keypads. The Dallas Morning News reprinted a Minnesota byline’s crowing piece, instead. Sorry, Brinke, but that’s how the pigskin bounces, sometimes. Tony Hamernick, if you’re reading this, I hope you’re enjoying this moment. I’m a Stealers, man myself, but I had my moment, last year.