I can positively guarantee you that if you walk into an Apple Store and (allegedly) leave the message below on an Mac screen, at least three things will happen. One, the Mac would register certain threatening keywords such as “bloody death” and automatically send them to Moshe’s secure iPhone. He’s not a guy you want knocking on your door at midnight. He might even bring some friends. Two, you’d never get an appointment at the Genius Bar-ever. And three, the police would love to meet you. Jason Barry says he was “only joking” when he (allegedly) typed this at the Staten Island Mall Apple Store. Prison will give him a lot of time to perfect his comedy routine…he’s looking at a possible seven years.