Freescale CES Entree:Fail … next?

My eyes ... my eyes ... it burns .. it burns ... !

This is what they’re featuring at CES next week. This? This? This? I mean, c’mon … this? Are you … this? Someone call Fisher-Price … please … THIS? I mean … I’m … this? Where the fuck is Ashton Kutcher? It is one of those things, right? Right? C’mon! Jeez-loo-weez! This?