We all know Mosspuppet’s abnormal love for Dear Leader. Some might call it…unhealthy. MP has come out with a new rant today. ”I have just been informed by an Anonymous Tipster of what Apple’s plan to get as many people aboard the iTrain as possible. No, they’re not going to make the products more affordable, because shut up.” Clearly, this is one deranged puppet. “What they are doing is starting their own bank, called iSave. That’s right, rather than paying $1200 + $60-$90/month, you’ll just pay your $150 every month to Apple.” It sorta sounds like tithing at church to me. But he’s the most important tech journalist in the world, or the only one, I forget which. So shut up.