Defcon 4 with 8 days to go

You thought the iSlate speculation was bad before?  Stand by for Defcon 1.  Or whatever.  Of course, this thing does not exist. Apple has never commented. (What fun would that be?  Saying nothing only increases the hysteria.  Apple knows this. Marketer par excellance.) So this article here says they’re gonna call it the iPad. Who really knows?  I can think of one person.