Much love to dear reader Ken who has alerted us to this incredibly heavy-handed infringement on our iPhone trademark. We’ve got our legal team on it already, and heads will friggin roll, trust me. It’s some kind of eye makeup thing and they’re selling them at Kohl’s. According to Ken, Tiger Woods was giving these out to his lady friends, telling them it had his private number so they could call him and stay in touch.
Sure enough, we’ve found a photo of Tigerslut Kalika Moquin trying to use it: