Seriously, it is not only NSFW, it’s NSF almost anywhere. It’s nasty. I’m just warning you. It’s so nasty that I had to put it after the jump and set up a rule that says if you click on the “read more” thing and go to the jump, you are verifying that you are (a) at least 18 years old and (b) not going to complain about how filthy and nasty this is. Bokay? You’ve been warned, bitches.