IT is almost finally here … !!!

Not The Dark Lord Sauron, really

When the Financial Times was given the okay to “leak” that Apple has booked the Yerba Linda stage for several days in January a few hours ago, every damn fanboyblogger and fangirltech writer in the biz has been jizzing themselves silly that this must be the unveiling of the fabled Tablet Of God. OK, they’re right. But this is nothing more than a dog and pony show to snag more elves developers. The release date is still somewhere near late summer. This baby is so blindingly fast, I still weep because it is no longer in my hands. Curse those Verizon weasels, I wants back the Precious, it’s mine, gollum, gollum!

Ahem …


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