Ten years ago
he left a number of users out in the wilderness wondering,
now what? Well, since a lot of BeOS users were Unix and Linux coders,
It has taken ten years, no, I’m not kidding, ten years, to get to alpha 1! And these fine upstanding nerdsylvanians actually believe their efforts will pay off and their li’l OS will actually compete and eventually supplant Linux and Windows! Now a lot of “true believers” gave up during the decade and discovered the magical wunnerfulness that is Mac OS X or wandered over into the Linux camp.The Linuxtards used to shun the remaining BeOS fanbois, but now happily welcome them to their little conventions where they set up a table and everyone humors them and grabs a disk and flyer, so the poor deluded souls don’t feel left out but in truth, even
Citizen Stallman laughs at these guys and he’s been working on The Hurd for, what, thirty years? It’s not worth arguing with these fellas, they are hard core and now they’re hustling converts. Wanna’ check it out? C’mon it won’t kill ya’ … you might even have fun. You see, BeOS, back then, really was special and kewl, the problem was nobody knew how to to imbue that to the masses, not a sane or capable marketing guy in the company. Had Gassée got his price and Apple bought Be, Inc., instead of NeXT,
Apple would probably be on the junk heap of history, and The Borg at this time would have been busy flicking away Linuxtards and shoving pieces of shit like Windows Me SE Service Pack 9 down the great unwasheds throats while evilly racking up the bucks.
For its time, BeOS was state of the art, but Be was not to be, cherie. Last heard, the intellectual property that is BeOS is being held captive by some Japanese mobile phone outfit. Palm had it previously and still couldn’t figure out how to make money with the damn thing. Then that iPhone thing happened.
And what the true die hards have now is something about ten years behind everything else out there … but hey, maybe I’m wrong, maybe, people will take notice, maybe people will ….nnnnaaaahhhhh, are you on dope? C’mon even Neal Stephenson wised up and switched from Beos to Mac OS X.
Good luck, Be-tards, or is that Haiku-tards?
UPDATE: I figured it out – They’re Wanna-Bes! Wheeee, I get a gold star!