So Gizmodo has their shorts in a huge bunch. Jesus Diaz, one of their esteemed writers, alleges that there is something at Apple called the Worldwide Loyalty Team. Mr. Diaz’s graphic is helpfully supplied below. He says that in fact those people are spies, moles, and ratfinks that report directly to Dear Leader and Peter Oppenheimer. They’re responsible for torturing “handling” those suspected of leaking info. Well, duh.