Excuse me for the hipster doofus spellings on Bing and Yahoo!, but I’m jazzed due to listening to “The James Bond Theme” performed by Bond. (Problem though, the song slammed to an end and iTunes segued into “The Nutcracker.” Jarring, no?) Anyway, here’s the scoop. Apparently Bing just pulverized Yahoo! in the latest search ratings. My question is, does this matter? Aren’t they sorta like getting married or something? I thought I read that.